Jackson: "So, what's going on Mom?"
Mom: "Dad got a ticket for going through a red light."
Jackson: "So what's going to happen now?"
Mom: "Dad will have to pay lots of money to pay for the ticket and I will be mad because I have other things I would like to use that money for."
Jackson: "So does he have to go to jail?"
Mom: *chuckles* "No, he doesn't have to go to jail."
Jackson: "Remember how Sharidee had that movie where the guys broke out of jail (referring to Escape from Alcatraz)?
Mom: "Yeah"
Jackson: "That was nice they could escape so they could go back to their families."
Mom: *really chuckles* "Yeah, except they did some really bad stuff and they belong in jail. But you really don't need to worry, Dad isn't going to jail."
Tonight during bath time:
Mom: "Jackson! You can't turn the water so hot!!!"
Tanner: "Yeah, cuz that will boil us.
Mom: "Yep."
Tanner: "Then Mom will eat us."
Mom: "No..."
Jackson: "No, she will only eat us if we're cooked in a pan."
I could go on and on but that's enough for now. And you are all welcome for the Mass bloggings :)
9 comments:
he's hilarious! now where would he get the idea that mom would eat him? do you have a hard time restraining yourself from nibbling on your children, like i do? loved seeing all your updates.
What a funny kid! I love those stories ... although I will admit I was a little grossed out reading the second one. :)
Wow . . . the secrets kids reveal about their parents . . .
Should I be calling DCFS? Boiling them in the tub, eating them?? what?!
yeah, eating kids out of boiling bath water is gross. i would stick with pan-boiled kids too.
Ha ha ha! Where do they honestly come up with this stuff. How funny!
Ha! Now there's a threat that might get Chloe to put her shoes on when it's time to go.
Thanks for the laugh. Sorry about the ticket.
Correction: That lotion is white cherry blossom not black cherry. I am not as observant on stuff like that.
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